Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Krosno Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Krosno
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Krosno I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Krosno
If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Krosno Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Krosno
Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Krosno "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Krosno
The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Krosno Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Krosno
Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Krosno Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Krosno
The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Krosno The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Krosno
"I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Krosno Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Krosno
A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Krosno Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Krosno
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Krosno Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Krosno
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Krosno "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Krosno
