For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Sanok It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Sanok
There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Sanok The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler Sanok
Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Sanok When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Sanok
Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Sanok "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Sanok
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Sanok If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton Sanok
I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Sanok The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Sanok
The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Sanok What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Sanok
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Sanok The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Sanok
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Sanok "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Sanok
"Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon Sanok They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Sanok
As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Sanok Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Sanok
