When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
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The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
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those tiny toil I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Tarnobrzeg
Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
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-- David Deckert Tarnobrzeg If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Tarnobrzeg
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
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a fortune Tarnobrzeg Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
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- Galileo Galilei Tarnobrzeg
"Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Tarnobrzeg If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Tarnobrzeg
"In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Tarnobrzeg Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Marriage is a rest period between romances. "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Tarnobrzeg
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Tarnobrzeg Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
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"The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Tarnobrzeg Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Tarnobrzeg
Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Tarnobrzeg Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Tarnobrzeg
"Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins Tarnobrzeg "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Tarnobrzeg
It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
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-- Vladimir Nabokov Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
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