Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Lomza We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Lomza
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Lomza Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Lomza
When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Lomza Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Lomza
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Lomza The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Lomza
Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Lomza Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Lomza
2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Lomza "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Lomza
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Lomza "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Lomza
Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Lomza "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Lomza
The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Lomza Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Lomza
"A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Lomza Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Lomza
"I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Lomza "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Lomza
