Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Malbork blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Malbork
"I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Malbork Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Malbork
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Malbork What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Malbork
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Malbork The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Malbork
"The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Malbork The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Malbork
"One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Malbork The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Malbork
"Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde Malbork Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) Malbork
... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Malbork No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Malbork
Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Malbork Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Malbork
"There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Malbork It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Malbork
I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Malbork Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Malbork
