The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Pruszcz Gdanski Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Pruszcz Gdanski
A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review Pruszcz Gdanski "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
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In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Pruszcz Gdanski "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Pruszcz Gdanski
No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Pruszcz Gdanski "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Pruszcz Gdanski
"The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Pruszcz Gdanski It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Pruszcz Gdanski
I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Pruszcz Gdanski When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Pruszcz Gdanski
The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Pruszcz Gdanski The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Pruszcz Gdanski
Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Pruszcz Gdanski In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Pruszcz Gdanski
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Pruszcz Gdanski Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Pruszcz Gdanski
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Pruszcz Gdanski "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama Pruszcz Gdanski
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Pruszcz Gdanski Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
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