The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Sztutowo Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Sztutowo
A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Sztutowo "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Sztutowo
If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Sztutowo Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Sztutowo
"It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Sztutowo "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Sztutowo
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Sztutowo "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Sztutowo
Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Sztutowo A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Sztutowo
Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Sztutowo Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Sztutowo
In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Sztutowo Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Sztutowo
Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Sztutowo Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius Sztutowo
America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Sztutowo Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Sztutowo
"Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Sztutowo "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Sztutowo
