The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Wladyslawowo "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Wladyslawowo
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
Wladyslawowo blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Wladyslawowo
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain Wladyslawowo If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Wladyslawowo
Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Wladyslawowo "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Wladyslawowo
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Wladyslawowo "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Wladyslawowo
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Wladyslawowo "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Wladyslawowo
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Wladyslawowo The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
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"Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Wladyslawowo The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Wladyslawowo
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Wladyslawowo Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Wladyslawowo
There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Wladyslawowo Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Wladyslawowo
Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Wladyslawowo >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Wladyslawowo
