Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Kielce County The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde Kielce County
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Kielce County At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Kielce County
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Kielce County There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kielce County
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Marriage is a rest period between romances. Kielce County Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Kielce County
"Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Kielce County I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Kielce County
Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Kielce County A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Kielce County
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Kielce County We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Kielce County
The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Kielce County My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
Kielce County
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Kielce County A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Kielce County
Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Kielce County Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Kielce County
"True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Kielce County I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Kielce County
