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"I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Bedzin Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Bedzin
The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Bedzin America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Bedzin
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Bedzin I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Bedzin
"Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Bedzin "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Bedzin
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes May you never leave your marriage alive. "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Bedzin I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Bedzin
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Bedzin Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Bedzin
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Bedzin How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Bedzin
If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Bedzin How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Bedzin
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Bedzin "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Bedzin
Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Bedzin We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Bedzin
I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Bedzin "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Bedzin
