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"Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Bielsko-Biala "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Bielsko-Biala
The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Bielsko-Biala In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Bielsko-Biala
If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Bielsko-Biala Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Bielsko-Biala
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Bielsko-Biala "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Bielsko-Biala
The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Bielsko-Biala Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Bielsko-Biala
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Bielsko-Biala "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Bielsko-Biala
The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Bielsko-Biala If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Bielsko-Biala
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley Bielsko-Biala When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Bielsko-Biala
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Bielsko-Biala A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Bielsko-Biala
You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous Bielsko-Biala What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Bielsko-Biala
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Bielsko-Biala Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Bielsko-Biala
