There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein Bytom An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Bytom
Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Bytom In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Bytom
To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu Bytom "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Bytom
A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Bytom Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Bytom
There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Bytom Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Bytom
What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Bytom "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Bytom
"... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Bytom "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Bytom
blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Bytom In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Bytom
Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Bytom "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Bytom
Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Bytom Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Bytom
The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Bytom There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Bytom
