Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Jastrzebie Zdroj Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Jastrzebie Zdroj
My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Jastrzebie Zdroj Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Jastrzebie Zdroj
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Jastrzebie Zdroj It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Jastrzebie Zdroj
"Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Jastrzebie Zdroj "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Jastrzebie Zdroj
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Jastrzebie Zdroj I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Jastrzebie Zdroj
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Jastrzebie Zdroj The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Jastrzebie Zdroj
"The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Jastrzebie Zdroj Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Jastrzebie Zdroj
We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Jastrzebie Zdroj Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Jastrzebie Zdroj
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Jastrzebie Zdroj "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Jastrzebie Zdroj
Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Jastrzebie Zdroj Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Jastrzebie Zdroj
"The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Jastrzebie Zdroj He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Jastrzebie Zdroj
