Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Jaworzno It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) Jaworzno
"Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Jaworzno Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Jaworzno
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Jaworzno For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Jaworzno
The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Jaworzno Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Jaworzno
Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Jaworzno The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Jaworzno
Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Jaworzno In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Jaworzno
Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Jaworzno "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Jaworzno
By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Jaworzno Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton Jaworzno
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Jaworzno The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Jaworzno
The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Jaworzno Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Jaworzno
Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Jaworzno "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Jaworzno
