"The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Lubliniec "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Lubliniec
"The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Lubliniec "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Lubliniec
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Lubliniec To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Lubliniec
One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Lubliniec True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Lubliniec
You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Lubliniec The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Lubliniec
We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Lubliniec Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Lubliniec
"The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Lubliniec Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Lubliniec
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Lubliniec Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Lubliniec
He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Lubliniec Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Lubliniec
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Lubliniec History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Lubliniec
Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Lubliniec Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Lubliniec
