Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Raciborz Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Raciborz
The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Raciborz "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Raciborz
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Raciborz Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Raciborz
"Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Raciborz It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Raciborz
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Raciborz "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Raciborz
"Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Raciborz "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Raciborz
Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Raciborz Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou Raciborz
Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Raciborz The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Raciborz
Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Raciborz It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Raciborz
A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Raciborz There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Raciborz
Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Raciborz If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Raciborz
