"When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Siemianowice Slaskie The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Siemianowice Slaskie
We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Siemianowice Slaskie When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Siemianowice Slaskie
The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Siemianowice Slaskie "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Siemianowice Slaskie
Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Siemianowice Slaskie Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Siemianowice Slaskie
When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Siemianowice Slaskie .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill Siemianowice Slaskie
And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Siemianowice Slaskie There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Siemianowice Slaskie
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner Siemianowice Slaskie Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Siemianowice Slaskie
Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Siemianowice Slaskie Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Siemianowice Slaskie
"Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Siemianowice Slaskie If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Siemianowice Slaskie
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Siemianowice Slaskie Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Siemianowice Slaskie
"Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Siemianowice Slaskie The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Siemianowice Slaskie
