I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Swietochlowice The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Swietochlowice
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Swietochlowice The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Swietochlowice
True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Swietochlowice "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Swietochlowice
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Swietochlowice As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Swietochlowice
I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Swietochlowice He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Swietochlowice
My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Swietochlowice We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Swietochlowice
"One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Swietochlowice Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Swietochlowice
"It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Swietochlowice I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Swietochlowice
Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Swietochlowice "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Swietochlowice
There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Marriage is a rest period between romances. I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Swietochlowice Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Swietochlowice
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Swietochlowice "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Swietochlowice
