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"The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain Bartoszyce "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Bartoszyce
History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Bartoszyce In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Bartoszyce
Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Bartoszyce Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Bartoszyce
"I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Bartoszyce Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Bartoszyce
"Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Bartoszyce There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Bartoszyce
"Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa Bartoszyce blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Bartoszyce
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Bartoszyce They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Bartoszyce
If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Bartoszyce "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Bartoszyce
"Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Bartoszyce If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be Bartoszyce
May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Bartoszyce Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Bartoszyce
"You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Bartoszyce Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Bartoszyce
