By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Olsztyn "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Olsztyn
Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Olsztyn Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Olsztyn
There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Olsztyn I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Olsztyn
There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa Olsztyn Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Olsztyn
"I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Olsztyn "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Olsztyn
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Olsztyn Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Olsztyn
By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Olsztyn The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Olsztyn
It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Olsztyn The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Olsztyn
Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Olsztyn cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H Olsztyn
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Olsztyn "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Olsztyn
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Olsztyn He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Olsztyn
