"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Bialogard One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Bialogard
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Bialogard This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Bialogard
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Bialogard The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Bialogard
Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins Bialogard Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Bialogard
Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Bialogard We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Bialogard
Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Bialogard Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Bialogard
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Bialogard There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Bialogard
We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Bialogard If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Bialogard
"Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor Bialogard Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier Bialogard
Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Bialogard I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Bialogard
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Bialogard "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Bialogard
