Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Bobolice "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Bobolice
Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Bobolice If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin "Think off-center." (George Carlin) If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Bobolice
This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Bobolice What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
"Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Bobolice
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Bobolice Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Bobolice
"Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Bobolice "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Bobolice
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Bobolice "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Bobolice
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Bobolice The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Bobolice
The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Bobolice The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Bobolice
Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Bobolice The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow Bobolice
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Bobolice For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Bobolice
"To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Bobolice When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Bobolice
