Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Lobez You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Lobez
I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Lobez A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Lobez
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Lobez For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Lobez
"Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Lobez "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Lobez
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Lobez If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Lobez
Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Lobez "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Lobez
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Lobez "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare Lobez
There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Lobez Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Lobez
Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Lobez The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Lobez
The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Lobez You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Lobez
A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Lobez "Think off-center." (George Carlin) "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Lobez
