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Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Stargard Szczecinski I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
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I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Stargard Szczecinski If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Stargard Szczecinski
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Stargard Szczecinski "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Stargard Szczecinski
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Stargard Szczecinski Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Stargard Szczecinski
In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Stargard Szczecinski All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright Stargard Szczecinski
Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Stargard Szczecinski "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Stargard Szczecinski
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Stargard Szczecinski What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Stargard Szczecinski
"Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Stargard Szczecinski "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Stargard Szczecinski
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Stargard Szczecinski Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Stargard Szczecinski
"If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Stargard Szczecinski If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Stargard Szczecinski
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Stargard Szczecinski "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Stargard Szczecinski
