Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan Czarnkow-Trzcianka County Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Czarnkow-Trzcianka County
What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what Czarnkow-Trzcianka County "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Czarnkow-Trzcianka County
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Czarnkow-Trzcianka County "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Czarnkow-Trzcianka County
"I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Czarnkow-Trzcianka County "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe Czarnkow-Trzcianka County
"I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan Czarnkow-Trzcianka County There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Czarnkow-Trzcianka County
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Czarnkow-Trzcianka County It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Czarnkow-Trzcianka County
The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Czarnkow-Trzcianka County It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Czarnkow-Trzcianka County
When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Czarnkow-Trzcianka County Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Czarnkow-Trzcianka County
I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Czarnkow-Trzcianka County There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Czarnkow-Trzcianka County
Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Czarnkow-Trzcianka County Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Czarnkow-Trzcianka County
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Czarnkow-Trzcianka County There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
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