What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Gniezno County "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Gniezno County
"Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Gniezno County Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Gniezno County
I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Gniezno County There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Gniezno County
We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller Gniezno County I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Gniezno County
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Gniezno County Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Gniezno County
The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Gniezno County "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain Gniezno County
Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Gniezno County In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Gniezno County
2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Gniezno County Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Gniezno County
Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln Gniezno County Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Gniezno County
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Gniezno County There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Gniezno County
NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Gniezno County "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Gniezno County
