Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Jastrowie A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Jastrowie
"The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Jastrowie What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Jastrowie
He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Jastrowie The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Jastrowie
All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha Jastrowie Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Jastrowie
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Jastrowie If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Jastrowie
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Jastrowie The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Jastrowie
"Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Jastrowie Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Jastrowie
When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Jastrowie "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Jastrowie
"Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Jastrowie Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Jastrowie
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu Jastrowie We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Jastrowie
When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Jastrowie Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Jastrowie
