To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Kalisz County Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Kalisz County
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Kalisz County He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Kalisz County
"My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Kalisz County "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes Kalisz County
Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Kalisz County "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Kalisz County
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Kalisz County "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Kalisz County
Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle My other wife is beautiful. These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Kalisz County We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown Kalisz County
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Kalisz County It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Kalisz County
"Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Kalisz County Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Kalisz County
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kalisz County It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Kalisz County
I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Kalisz County A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Kalisz County
CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Kalisz County When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Kalisz County
