I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Leszno Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) Leszno
Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Leszno "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Leszno
When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Leszno Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Leszno
Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Leszno Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Leszno
We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Leszno blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Leszno
"The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Leszno "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Leszno
"How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Leszno The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Leszno
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Leszno A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Leszno
I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Leszno "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Leszno
Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Leszno The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Leszno
Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Leszno "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Leszno
