All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Nowy Tomysl Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Nowy Tomysl
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Nowy Tomysl I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Nowy Tomysl
I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Nowy Tomysl An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Nowy Tomysl
"Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Spinster: A bachelor's wife. The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Nowy Tomysl "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Nowy Tomysl
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Nowy Tomysl I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Nowy Tomysl
"Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Nowy Tomysl The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Nowy Tomysl
"Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James Nowy Tomysl Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Nowy Tomysl
"I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Nowy Tomysl It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Nowy Tomysl
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Nowy Tomysl I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Nowy Tomysl
If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Nowy Tomysl Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Nowy Tomysl
You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Nowy Tomysl Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Nowy Tomysl
