The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Osieczna If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Osieczna
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Osieczna Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Osieczna
I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Osieczna English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Osieczna
The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Osieczna The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Osieczna
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Osieczna Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Osieczna "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Osieczna
We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Osieczna There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Osieczna
For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Osieczna If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Osieczna
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Osieczna Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Osieczna
Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Osieczna "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Osieczna
"The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Osieczna Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Osieczna
