Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Swarzedz blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Swarzedz
"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Swarzedz "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Swarzedz
The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Swarzedz I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Swarzedz
"I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Swarzedz The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Swarzedz
I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Swarzedz Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Swarzedz
What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Swarzedz The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Swarzedz
The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Swarzedz Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Swarzedz
"Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Swarzedz "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Swarzedz
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Swarzedz "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Swarzedz
Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Swarzedz "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Swarzedz
"Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Swarzedz Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Swarzedz
