The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Ujscie "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken Ujscie
Marriage is a rest period between romances. He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Ujscie "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Ujscie
Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Ujscie If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Ujscie
"The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Ujscie "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Ujscie
The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Ujscie Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Ujscie
"Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Ujscie Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Ujscie
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Ujscie Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Ujscie
The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Ujscie I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that Ujscie
One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Ujscie "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Ujscie
"When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Ujscie The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Ujscie
By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Ujscie "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Ujscie
