The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Wysoka A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Wysoka
The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Wysoka "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Wysoka
Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Wysoka No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Wysoka
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Wysoka I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Wysoka
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Wysoka Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
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-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Wysoka
Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the Wysoka I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Wysoka
The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Wysoka I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Wysoka
"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Wysoka Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Wysoka
"Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Wysoka "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Wysoka
"No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Wysoka "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
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"Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Wysoka A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
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