Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Zlotow County "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Zlotow County
Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Zlotow County By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Zlotow County
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Zlotow County I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Zlotow County
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Zlotow County A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Zlotow County
The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) Zlotow County Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Zlotow County
"One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Zlotow County Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Zlotow County
blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Zlotow County The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Zlotow County
Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Zlotow County "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde Zlotow County
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Zlotow County If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Zlotow County
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Zlotow County "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Zlotow County
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Zlotow County An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
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