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The Azores Islands - José von Bernstorff gives more than 500 pictures and detailed information on every island.
The Azores - Carsten Mundt presents pictures, music and links.
Azores - Mario Dacosta gives brief descriptions and photographs for each island.
Vila Franca do Campo - Francisco Espirito Santo describes the geography, climate and tourism on Santa Maria Island. Features statistics on climate change.
Azores - The official Azores tourism site offers maps, history, geography and information on climate, travel, sporting holidays, museums and culture. Photographs and descriptions of each island.
Beautiful Azores - Jørn Rosenkilde gives many pictures and some information on each island, accessed via clickable map.
The Azores - Juergen Keil describes his trip to Faial, Flores, Pico, São Jorge, São Miguel and Terceira in 1999. 32 photographs. Some travel advice is included.
Tour Guide of the Azores - General tourist information including how to get there, travel restrictions, what to wear, money matters, suggested activities, and accommodation.
Blandy Açores - Travel agency offering deals in hotels, tours, whale watching and personalized holiday programs. Includes maps, history and geography of all the islands.
RRTur - Offers hotel reservation and travel packages: dolphin and whale watching, coach tours, scuba diving, golfing, transfers, and rent-a-car.
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It does not depend on darkness and ignorance. -- Henry David Thoreau I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking. -- Katherine Cebrian Azores One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if possible, speak a few reasonable words. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. -- Theodore Roosevelt Azores I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. 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But she can never catch him at it. Azores We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. -- Will Rogers "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Azores "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. -- Ellen DeGeneres Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence. -- Essie Summers The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. -- Albert Einstein "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Azores "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. -- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Azores Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I love you." -- Erich Fromm No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why. -- Mignon McLaughlin The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. -- Jackie Gleason An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Azores "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Azores "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it. -- John Stuart Mill Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. -- Tom Robbins "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. -- Pearl Williams Azores Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow aint as bad as it seems. -- Billy Joel Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically! -- Steven Wright "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Azores There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. -- Jeremy S. Anderson Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. -- Will Rogers Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable. -- Beaumont, Francis The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and stupid from It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. -- Jane Austen Azores It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion. -- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Azores In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent... -- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported in a contemporary "American Scholar" Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it. -- Alvin Toffler "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem. -- John Galsworthy Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. -- George Bernard Shaw Azores Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of them become real as you can. -- Frank W. Woolworth Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top. -- Ed Abbey "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Azores I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- Groucho Marx "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Azores When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind. -- John Allston Azores To love another person is to see the face of God. -- Lyric from Les Miserables "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword. -- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Azores It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled. -- Paul Eldridge "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Azores
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