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"Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
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-- Oscar Wilde Advertising and Marketing The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Advertising and Marketing
I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
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-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Advertising and Marketing When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
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- George Washington Carver Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
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-- Bob Edwards Advertising and Marketing
Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
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-- Russell Baker If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
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-- Roger Babson Advertising and Marketing A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
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-- Rainer Maria Rilke "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Advertising and Marketing
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-- Groucho Marx Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
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-- Bertrand Russell What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Advertising and Marketing
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Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Advertising and Marketing To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
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-- George Jean Nathan Advertising and Marketing
The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
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-- Aldous Huxley Advertising and Marketing "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
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-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Advertising and Marketing
Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
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-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
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-- H. L. Mencken Advertising and Marketing Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
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-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Advertising and Marketing
If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
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-- Zora Neale Hurston Advertising and Marketing
The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
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-- Henry Ford Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
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-- Charles Pierce Advertising and Marketing Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
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Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
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-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Advertising and Marketing The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
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