For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Food and Related Products It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Food and Related Products
Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Food and Related Products Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Food and Related Products
"You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Food and Related Products "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Food and Related Products
"The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Food and Related Products "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) Food and Related Products
Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Food and Related Products "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Food and Related Products
Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Food and Related Products "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Food and Related Products
Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Food and Related Products The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Food and Related Products
However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire Food and Related Products "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Food and Related Products
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius Food and Related Products "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Food and Related Products
I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Food and Related Products Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Food and Related Products
"I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Food and Related Products A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Food and Related Products
