Portucel - One of the top five integrated European companies in the fine printing and writing papers segment.
Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Printing I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Printing
I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Printing By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Printing
Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Printing Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Printing
Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Printing "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Printing
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Printing Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Printing
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Printing You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) Printing
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student Printing You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Printing
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Printing Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Printing
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Printing The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Printing
The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume Printing All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Printing
If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Printing Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Printing
