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Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Faro If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Faro
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot Faro The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Faro
If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Faro Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Faro
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Faro "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Faro
Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold Faro The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Faro
If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Faro We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Faro
"Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Faro It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Faro
Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Faro Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Faro
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Faro Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Faro
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Faro A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Faro
I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Faro "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Faro
