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-- H. G. Wells, dying words Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
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there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
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-- Anonymous Parque da Floresta
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
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-- Dale Carnegie Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
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Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
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-- Euripides Parque da Floresta
People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
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-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
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I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
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