When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Archery As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Archery
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands Archery "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Archery
NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Archery If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Archery
Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Archery "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Archery
Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Archery Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Archery
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Archery If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Archery
"Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Archery One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Archery
"Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Archery The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Archery
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Archery We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Archery
Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Archery It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Archery
It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Archery The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Archery
