Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Martial Arts In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Martial Arts
When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Martial Arts "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Martial Arts
cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi Martial Arts Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Martial Arts
What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Martial Arts I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Martial Arts
Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere Martial Arts "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Martial Arts
When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Martial Arts Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Martial Arts
If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Martial Arts Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Martial Arts
"I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Martial Arts All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Martial Arts
Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Martial Arts Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Martial Arts
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Martial Arts There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Martial Arts
"If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Martial Arts There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Martial Arts
