I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Recreation and Sports blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Recreation and Sports
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Recreation and Sports
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler Recreation and Sports Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Recreation and Sports
Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Recreation and Sports You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Recreation and Sports
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Recreation and Sports Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Recreation and Sports
I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Recreation and Sports In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Recreation and Sports
Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Recreation and Sports Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Recreation and Sports
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Recreation and Sports Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Recreation and Sports
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Recreation and Sports The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Recreation and Sports
Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Recreation and Sports The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Recreation and Sports
"In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Recreation and Sports Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Recreation and Sports
