Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Travel and Tourism The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Travel and Tourism
We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Travel and Tourism Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Travel and Tourism
"Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Travel and Tourism Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Travel and Tourism
"No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare Travel and Tourism Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Travel and Tourism
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Travel and Tourism We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Travel and Tourism
"Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe Travel and Tourism Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Travel and Tourism
There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Travel and Tourism "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Travel and Tourism
"People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Travel and Tourism "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Travel and Tourism
As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Travel and Tourism Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Travel and Tourism
The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Travel and Tourism "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton Travel and Tourism
Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Travel and Tourism "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Travel and Tourism
