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If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Travel and Tourism "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Travel and Tourism
Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Travel and Tourism Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell Travel and Tourism
The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Travel and Tourism "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Travel and Tourism
That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Travel and Tourism blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Travel and Tourism
I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Travel and Tourism I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Travel and Tourism
A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Travel and Tourism "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Travel and Tourism
The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen Travel and Tourism "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Travel and Tourism
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Travel and Tourism
... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
"Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Travel and Tourism If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism
The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie Travel and Tourism When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Travel and Tourism
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Travel and Tourism "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
