Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Education Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Education
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Education Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Education
Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Education I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Education
"Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Education 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Education
"Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Education Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Education
Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Education The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Education
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Education "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Education
May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Education
"Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Education How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Education
I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Education In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Education
Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Education "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Education
