Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Travel and Tourism My other wife is beautiful. However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Travel and Tourism
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Travel and Tourism Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Travel and Tourism
What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Travel and Tourism "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) "Think off-center." (George Carlin) A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Travel and Tourism
I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Travel and Tourism
"I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Travel and Tourism Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Travel and Tourism
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Travel and Tourism Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Travel and Tourism
My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Travel and Tourism This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Travel and Tourism
For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Travel and Tourism "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Travel and Tourism
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Travel and Tourism A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Travel and Tourism
"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Travel and Tourism Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Travel and Tourism
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Travel and Tourism Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Travel and Tourism
