In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Weather When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes My other wife is beautiful. "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Weather
"I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Weather "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Weather
Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Weather "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Weather
blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Weather Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Weather
"Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Weather Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Weather
blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Weather The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Weather
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Weather "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Weather
Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Weather I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Weather
Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Weather Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Weather
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Weather Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Weather
"I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Weather Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Weather
