Hoghiz - Presents an overview of the city, its history, the local administration and an economical profile.
"I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Hoghiz Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Hoghiz
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Hoghiz "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Hoghiz
"The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Hoghiz "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Hoghiz
We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Hoghiz Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Hoghiz
Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Hoghiz May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Hoghiz
One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler Hoghiz I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Hoghiz
"Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Hoghiz No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Hoghiz
This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Hoghiz Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Hoghiz
"What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Hoghiz I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Hoghiz
"Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Hoghiz The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Hoghiz
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder Hoghiz "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Hoghiz
